Jokes

Here are some cool jokes.

Do you know any good jokes? Think you can do better? Tell us your favourite jokes - we might even add them here! That's what website user msmathers did, she sent us the first joke below. And the next two are from Louise. Thanks to msmathers and Louise for sending them in!

Did you hear about the tap dancer?

He fell in the sink and hurt his ankle!

What's black and white but brown all over?

A penguin rolling down a hill!

How do you make milk shake?

Give it a scare!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Little man
Little man who?

Little man who can't reach the door bell that's why I knocked!

What goes but can never come back?

A flush!

What's a penguins favourite shoes?

Flipper Floppers!

Who was the first underwater spy?

James Pond!

What's the hardest key to turn?

A donkey!

Have you heard about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field!

Tourist: Can you tell me the way to Bath please?

Policeman: Well, first you turn on the hot and cold taps then ...

What is white and furry and smells of peppermint?

A polo bear!