Jokes

Here are some cool jokes. 

Do you know any good jokes? Think you can do better? Tell us your favourite jokes - we might even add them here!

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What do penguins eat for lunch?

Ice berger!

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Did you hear about the tap dancer?

He fell in the sink and hurt his ankle!

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A man goes into a cinema and buys himself a ticket, he goes up the stairs then comes back down and buys himself another ticket. He goes up the stairs again then comes back down and buys himself another ticket.

The ticket lady asks: why do you keep buying yourself a new ticket?

The man replies: because the person at the top of the stairs keeps taking my ticket away.

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What's black and white but brown all over?

A penguin rolling down a hill!

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How do you make milk shake?

Give it a scare!

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Little man

Little man who?

Little man who can't reach the door bell that's why I knocked!

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What goes but can never come back?

A flush!

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What's a penguins favourite shoes?

Flipper Floppers!

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Who was the first underwater spy?

James Pond!

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What's the hardest key to turn?

A donkey!

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Have you heard about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field!

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Tourist: Can you tell me the way to Bath please?

Policeman: Well, first you turn on the hot and cold taps then ...

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What is white and furry and smells of peppermint?

A polo bear!